Why I Cant Cook*

You know when you get those waking dream ideas that you think are just THE BEST IDEAS EVER and when you finally make it into consciousness you have no idea why you thought them so great? Well this is one of those circumstances...

I came up with this during a time (4am) I was mulling over creating a romantic Mortal Kombat style love card (which totally works). I wanted to make a fighting game about different chef types that beat the crap out of each other (my other pretend job is a game programmer, right?). Well, its not exactly brilliant but, like I said, it seems better half-conscious and snuggly warm in a mind-softening bed (plus, I went to art school).

Anyway, I sketched some of the characters...

Get it? She's a breadmaker (puns!) But "pain" is "pain" pronounced the Uhmerican way...not French for bread-OKI'llstopexplaining

Uh...I don't know why he has a whisk. I thought it would be funny to beat someone with a whisk, but it really has nothing to do with his character. Awareness counts!

Anyway, that's as far as I got because I have the attention span of

* this has nothing to do with why I cant cook